i know this is random but...

tonight at about 11 i walked by a guy on nebraska ave close to connecticut ave jerking off. so if i were you i would avoid that area. (lucky me i have to go by there every day to get to school).

a few weeks ago i saw a guy sitting in front of the same house and i assumed he was homeless but now i'm thinking it might be the same guy.

ren, where did you go?

i think it's worth bringing this lame livejournal back from the dead so that i can act like a proud fake aunt and show you this picture of my boyfriend's new niece who was born saturday.
please note:
a. tim took this picture and he's getting the look because he knows i hate pictures.
b. her eyes look watery from some eye-drop business.
c. seriously, so cute.

( cute cute cute! )

ren has gone mia again!

does anybody want to pay me to go on a four-day 100-mile horseback ride? does anybody have any other ideas of fun adventures? i want to go hut-to-hut hiking [huts spaced one days hike apart - so you don't have to worry about carrying tents and stuff, so you can hike farther] in new hampshire where you go through some of the worst weather in the world. and llama trekking in north carolina.
those are my ideas. the only suggestion anybody else gave me was a friend's friend who said i should go to israel with him. i'm thinking smaller adventure. closer and cheaper.

Ok, REN HERE.

I am alive, and shockingly, not drunk?! Who would have thought...

I worked NYE and then went home, worked again the next morning and then drove home. It was a sad drive because my roomie didnt return my call! I had to text her BOY to find out where she was..and apparently they were watching a movie and she would call me later. She never did :( What a long ass movie indeed :( It made me sad, not gonna lie.

Stimpy and I engaged in a long phone tag battle, but because it was phone tag there was no clear winner. Instead, it ended up with our first few successful communications as ME, DRUNK and not remembering it. We spoke on the phone yesterday for the first time sober (well, I was...cant speak for her) and she had to repeat stories she had told me six times before. But I had been drunk because it was my 21st bday!

Danielle...you can call me lame all you want but I totally have a voicemail from you on NYE where you proclaimed that I was AMAZING. So shove a sock in it you FAKER. TEASING I LOVE YOU.

I dyed my hair yesterday, platinum blonde. Wanted a change! PSYCH! It's actually dark ash brown, so a lot of the red should be gone.

OH and I went to the package store and didnt get carded. How FUCKING lame is that???????

Bar tonight?!

There, I updated ;)

happy twenty-first birthday renny ren renjamin!

i am sorry i am a bad friend and didn't call you during your drive but i was busy. also, you're supposed to drink at midnight not the hours leading up to it - you were way drunk when you left me that voicemail.

i have not talked to ren in quite some time, perhaps somebody else has? how is my renny ren doing? do you know what ren is doing for new years?

[granted this is my fault because i've been mia for a few days...but i did manage to return one of her calls! and one text message! ren clearly needs to learn how to use lj better.]


-stimpy

merry xxxmas!
renny ren has gone mia and my boy was sad that she didn't respond to his text message, haha.

i had the most excellent christmas [and christmas eve day] ever! how about you?

Ren here. I'm sitting at my house bored off my ass and restless. I miss Stimpy :( Normally I would be at her house but shes home with a BOY having lots of condom-required fun. *sigh* I miss you Rooomie!

Lala I miss you!!

hello, this is stimpy...still alive after living with ren for two years. ::phew:: that was a close one. thank god i have some space now.

ren doesn't say anything funny but you can still laugh at her. she mostly says nonsensical things like this:
spasticdingo: did you just drook iver architecture?

This is Ren, live and ALIVE more than two years after that original post baby. I still sing a MEAN Gloria Gaynor :)

My roomie and I are not technically ROOMIES anymore, but for all the time I spend here we may as well be. I miss her :(

Bet she doesnt miss me...

Oh yeah, she said this today:
"forget boys, i'm going to go make love to the guggenheim."

HeHeHe.

just so we can remember this:

i'm on top of graham!
i'm riding him!

me+pumpkin=something like this: http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/watermelon.shtml

i thought for sure i'd come back and roomie would have posted all kinds of shit about me in here.
: )
good roomie!

Fine.

Here we go. I'll fucking post.

Wanna know something interesting? I am gonna get kicked outta my room tonight. Its true. Someone is coming down and although she insists that 'nothing is gonna happen', I am not gonna take my chances. Plus, its the whole common courtesy thing..if she can suffer freezing feet, I can deal with sleeping with Jill. Actually, this could be a sweet deal.

I know she is gonna come and change this entry. Oh well, it happens.

Haha - Jenn down the hall had sex today. Sarah walked in on her, and so then we all went into Jill and Angie's room and listened and jumped on the bed a lot and moaned a lot. I hear her in the hall and it makes me laugh because I cant picture her having sex. Or maybe I can.

This entry was ass happy. Always good. ::edit/deletion by stimpy::

Ok, this is all. I am sure it will be 100% different soon. Oh well, I know the truth and thats all that counts. Plus, food was ordered and should be here soon.

-the other one who never posts and only did this time because she was forced/bored as hell

i hate you. i hate you so bad.
i wonder who decided that one is one.
i wonder who decided how our language should be.
it could be quone douche frea whore hive shreks decks licks. i hate you, i hate you so baaaaaaad.
i wonder who decided there are sixty seconds in a minute.
one two threefourfivesix.
but seriously...who decided the whole minute thing? it's so arbitrary. dumb fuckin' cunts.
eat my anus high school. it sounds exactly like it. you obviously are not perverted enough you freak.
eat my anus?
::sigh::
ehehehehehehe. ow. ahahaha. i just hit my head, on the board of my bed. it rhymes! oh god i'm falling off.ehehehehe. i'm gonna pee my pants. i gotta pee. well clearly not as my crotch is still up there. slurp...:: crocodile noise:: i'm shaking my butt...look! oh, your bed is comfy. look! i'm clifford the big red dog, woof woof! this is my tail!

-ren at 2:59 am

crouier croieur! [crocodile noise]

roomie says that she is "sick as a dog." i still haven't gone above 98 degrees so i'm golden like a well-cooked waffle. we still need to get some lysol for a lysol line to keep those germs on their own damn side.

man, we need some pictures in the hizzouse. too bad i can't remember where i have my pictures hosted.

i'm off to sleep...hopefully there will be no more taco dreams...

well...5:10 here. ren just finished her rendition of i will survive. amazing.

we are hyper. we're considering staying up. but that's probably not such a good idea. especially since this eeediot is getting sick.

happy happy joy joy!